it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.
I swear I was tryin to get the little dude to go to sleep from 7:30 on, and he didn’t fall asleep until 9:15! His mom is home now and said he usually goes to sleep better the second time with the same sitter so hopefully next week he’ll just go to sleep at a reasonable hour. We had a long discussion about whether or not he should be wearing pants to bed (it hailed today. I think you can tell which side I fought on.) I didn’t even let him have Easter candy after dinner, imagine what a battle that would have been on a sugar rush! Now I want to go to bed.
Vegan Chocolate Candy Bar Round Up
omg jenny thank you for reblogging this you are my hero I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
Re blogging for science!